August 20, 2002
Last Saturday I was sitting around watching cartoons like I usually do. There's a very quiet knock on the door. I open it, there's this cute Asian girl standing there. I, being the world's youngest dirty old man, immediately think, "Woo-hoo! I woke up in porno-land!"
She says hi, and asks if she can borrow my oven, since hers is broken. The "porno-land" part of my brain starts wondering if I might have to start believing in God.
Anyway, to make a long story short (and skip a bunch of boring stuff), she was making a birthday cake for a friend of hers, and her oven really was broken. She's also (damn my luck) involved, I've seen pictures of the guy.
So I've got a cute Asian neighbor who's going to be starting her masters in HCI at Carnegie Mellon next week. Maybe she'll make friends with some cute girls.
