October 15, 2001
During Iron Chef this afternoon, there was a commercial for some singing chick. Just your basic cable ad that might, if the advertisers are lucky, sell three CDs.
But anyway, I'm watching the commercial, and I realize: This chick's pretty hot. I watch the rest of the commercial, and I confirm my decision. Yep, she's hot. Then the voice-over says, "already a world singing sensation at age 15 ...." Fifteen. Not even legal in Alabama. I'm going to hell.
