December 25, 2001
Well, here I am, celebrating my 26th Christmas. It seems to have been a lot more fun when I was a kid, but I've heard that also applies to Hanukkah too.
Anyway, I thought I'd spare everybody my usual dose of asshole-ishness and just say: Merry Christmas. Even to those of you who celebrate Hanukkah, Ramadan, any other religious holiday, and any made-up holiday like Kwanzaa.
The usual me will return tomorrow. Now shut off your computer and spend time with your family.
