October 3, 2002
Not much going on so I decided to share some of the funnier spams I've gotten recently. What, you expected something deep? Don't you know better by now?
From "info@top-legal-resources-direct.com": Top Legal Services (pennies per day)
'Cause when someone tries to sue your ass off, you want a lawyer you can pay with what you dredge out of your sofa cushions.
From "ivanna@lectranet.com (Ivanna Come)": Obscene Facial Pictures
They would've been just as obscene without the penises and jizz. They could have at least found some not-ugly girls for this...
From "info@uki-2.net": –¢�³‘ø�L���¦�‘‚«‚±‚�–³—¿‚¾‚æ�I
Helpful hint: Whatever language that was supposed to be, I don't speak it.
From "freeprizepalace@freeprizepalace.email-publisher.com (Free Prize Palace)": Naturally Increase Bust 1-4 Cup Sizes - Guaranteed!!!
Thanks, but no. Besides, the Twinkies and Ho-hos seem to be doing a bang-up job of it on their own.
From "Jazmine4711g67@axn-asia.com": Are we going to war with Iraq?
Christ, now I have to decide?
From "mikc0123897995911@yahoo.co.uk (Emotional Stability 67% improvement)": Wrinkle Reduction 61% improvement
Neither the subject or address is really worth looking at without the other. I guess wrinkles cause mental instability or something.
