October 5, 2002
I saw a commercial just now for some kind of Excedrin tablet that melts in your mouth. (Great, now they're mixing aspirin with acid.) Anyway, the basic gist of the commercial was a mother chasing her kid all over the house, and the Excedrin supposedly allowed her to catch the little bastard. And I realized something: If I'd ever made either of my parents chase me around like that, I'd still be running today.
