- 01/01/2003 "I Am in a World of Shit!"
- 01/02/2003 Weird
- 01/03/2003 Just Noticed...
- 01/06/2003 Special Playoff Edition: Fucking Idiots
- 01/07/2003 Optical Mouse. Less than Impressive.
- 01/08/2003 Maybe I'm Just a Little Predictable
- 01/09/2003 Sensationalist Advertising
- 01/10/2003 "Broke into the Old Apartment..."
- 01/14/2003 "What's nine letters for 'painful dental procedure'?"
- 01/15/2003 Grandpa Sullivan Would Be So Proud...
- 01/16/2003 Hmm...
- 01/17/2003 Prob'ly a Good Thing I Don't Have a Girlfriend...
- 01/20/2003 Geek Humor
- 01/21/2003 No, I'm Not Feeling a Draft... Why?
- 01/23/2003 Women
- 01/24/2003 Wow. A Non-Idiot Judge
- 01/27/2003 Super Bowl XXXVII
- 01/28/2003 Job Interviews
- 01/30/2003 Dammit, Dammit, Dammit
- 01/31/2003 Phun with Phones