February 1, 2005
Just got this in an e-mail from my stepfather:
The First Truly Useful Golf Book
Chapters include:
- How to relax when you are hitting 3 off the tee
- How to get more distance off the shank
- How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titliest off the tee
- Proper excuses for drinking beer before 10AM
- How to find that ball that everyone else saw go into the water
- How to avoid the water when you are laying 8 in the bunker
- Crying & how to handle it
- How to let a foursome play through your twosome without embarrassment
- When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent
- Using your shadow on the green to maximize earnings
- God & the meaning of the birdie to bogey 3-putt
- How to properly line up your fourth putt
- How to rationalize a 6 hour round
- Re-gripping your ball retriever
I think that with this book I can make drastic improvements in my game.
