- 12/01/2001 Everybody Loves a Parade (Except Me)
- 12/03/2001 Patience Isn't Always a Virtue
- 12/04/2001 Here We Go Again...
- 12/05/2001 I'm Glad They Didn't Play My High School Team...
- 12/06/2001 Global Warming: What's the Downside?
- 12/07/2001 My Father the Jag-off
- 12/08/2001 More Vinidcation Re: The Ravens
- 12/10/2001 Bullitt, 2001
- 12/11/2001 Damn My Memory
- 12/12/2001 All Aboard the Eyestrain Express
- 12/13/2001 Only How Many Days Till Christmas?
- 12/14/2001 Let the Mayhem Begin...
- 12/15/2001 Sleep. Now.
- 12/17/2001 Bullshit!!
- 12/18/2001 More on Sunday's Farce
- 12/19/2001 It's a Small World After All
- 12/20/2001 "What Else Can I Be, All Apologies..."
- 12/21/2001 And On a Lighter Note ...
- 12/22/2001 Sensible and Insane at the Same Time
- 12/24/2001 New Year's Resolution, A Bit Early
- 12/25/2001 December 25, 2001
- 12/26/2001 Giving and Receiving
- 12/27/2001 Sometimes the Traffic Gods Smile On You
- 12/28/2001 Guest Fart
- 12/29/2001 My Apartment Won't Recognize Me
- 12/31/2001 Random Note