March 5, 2002
Oh, yay. College basketball, a sport I don't even come close to giving a damn about anyway, is getting ready for the NCAA Tournament. Which means that on SportsCenter I'm going to have to put up with Dick Vitale screaming like a moron about "prime time players" and any other stupid catchphrase he hurls at the screen at around 95 decibels.
I don't care who wins; I just want "Dicky V" to shut the hell up.
