- 04/01/2002 That Was a Bad Idea
- 04/02/2002 One Year
- 04/03/2002 Perhaps Missing the Point
- 04/04/2002 Horribly, Horribly Wrong. I Loved It.
- 04/05/2002 Fountain of Useless Knowledge
- 04/06/2002 What's Been Bugging Me About Enterprise
- 04/08/2002 The Middle East
- 04/09/2002 Baseball Stuff
- 04/10/2002 Who Thought the Spice Girls Would Be a Good Idea?
- 04/11/2002 1-800-DIE-DIE-DIE
- 04/12/2002 Slower Than a Pittsburgher in a Tunnel
- 04/13/2002 Oh, Sweet Jesus...
- 04/15/2002 And Just Like That My Geek Quotient Increases
- 04/16/2002 Trying to Stop Being a Fat-Ass, Take Two
- 04/17/2002 Damn the Torpedos, Full Speed Ahe... OK, Maybe Not Full Speed
- 04/18/2002 Today's Quiz
- 04/19/2002 I Think LiveJournal's Pissed at Me
- 04/20/2002 Uhm, Oops. Never Mind.
- 04/22/2002 Welcome To the 1980s
- 04/23/2002 References in Dragonball Z
- 04/24/2002 The Effects of Too Much Free Time
- 04/25/2002 My One Quote From Carnival
- 04/26/2002 Yay, All My Friends Are Here! Now Go Home!
- 04/27/2002 Just How Gay Am I?
- 04/29/2002 Progress, Slowly But Surely
- 04/30/2002 Jason Needs an Income